Dilettantes and Heartless Manipulators

They all laughed when i said a previous tenant had left a weird old stack of anime VHS’s in a closet here. Now who’s laughing, fuckers

They all laughed when i said a previous tenant had left a weird old stack of anime VHS’s in a closet here. Now who’s laughing, fuckers


Efron got it on with a horse - people magazine

Efron got it on with a horse - people magazine


Maybe Speculating about the New Marvel Movies Will Distract Us from All the Tragedy

(Source: the-tusk-blog)


Verily, i shall take thine advice and disregard my responsibilities, toyota yaris speaking to me in fake old-timey language

Verily, i shall take thine advice and disregard my responsibilities, toyota yaris speaking to me in fake old-timey language


10 Celebrities You Could Realistically Date

(Source: the-tusk-blog)


#Repost from @vouchedbooks with @repostapp

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Nate gets a call from Dave Eggers re: destroying all the computers

#Repost from @vouchedbooks with @repostapp —- Nate gets a call from Dave Eggers re: destroying all the computers


Raven Rebooted, Part 2

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by Nate Waggoner

Moses’s shock lasted only a moment: soon, he was laying on all kinds of slick moves. Complimenting her cleverly, but not in too needy or obvious of a way. Just really saying some of the most classy, intriguing shit, I swear to God. If you heard what he was saying there in that beer line, you’d be like, Fuck, I am horned-up as heck now, I want desperately to make out with that bird.

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Raven Rebooted, Part 1

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by Nate Waggoner

Moses the Raven sat atop the roof of Manor Farm, formerly Animal Farm, his shiny black feathers draped across his shiny black leather jacket, holding a cigarette in one of his wings, sunglasses on. Rain poured down on him. He stared off, brooding, a gritty look on his face, angst in his heart, thinking intense thoughts, as he was so often 0077ont to do. He thought, If Sugarcandy Mountain is real, how could Lord Licorice allow animals to live in such pitiful squalor? How can He allow evil to reign? Why won’t anyone listen to me, when I care only for everyone’s salvation?

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That’s a terrible name for a baby

That’s a terrible name for a baby




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Some shots from last week’s Animal Farm Shipwreckening at thebooksmith. Congrats to Gabriel Cubbage with his second win. Excerpts will go up this week. 

We’ll be back on Thursday, August 7th with THE GIVER. Whatever happens, it won’t be worse than that trailer


Please come see me at write club on tuesday at 8 in the makeout room. There will be good literature and also hatred

Please come see me at write club on tuesday at 8 in the makeout room. There will be good literature and also hatred


Really makes you think, man

Really makes you think, man


losertakesall:

Uncle Nate strikes again

losertakesall:

Uncle Nate strikes again



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courtingcomedy:

Nate Waggoner at Give Me Fiction/Lost Weekend Video

courtingcomedy:

Nate Waggoner at Give Me Fiction/Lost Weekend Video


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